Cap of the day: Be an angel; save a life.
Alright guys, don't be shy, who wants to be saved by me? C'mon, you know you want me to dip my angelic-ness in your soul. That's deep! Literally (Umm, kinda of), but don't worry, I won't double dip.
Just make sure that when you call on me, that you're not in a burning house or on top of a building… 'cause you know, I'm afraid of heights and getting burned sucks! Though, I may frighten you to death (naturally) with my HOT lime-green tights! Oh man, I'd have so much fun flexing my booty! What would I call myself? (Hmmmmmmm..) ........ How about Thunder Bolt? Wait, is there already a character by that name? Okay, how about 'Slippery Slide' or 'Digestive System'?
Hey, don't knock it! Those are two very complex ideas! I like Digestive System more or less. My strength would increase by feeding me various foods such as wings, hot dogs, and/or pizza. My weakness would be the greens. By greens, I mean, pretty much anything healthy. Wow, this is completely off topic.
Hmm, so I guess I'll have to write something later, maybe after I finish my pizza? I feel the inner strength arising! Watch out! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!! Digestive System is in the works! (I'm firing myself from this blog)
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