today's phone transcript with a phone operator @ my apt complex.
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me: i called for 2 reasons...
1. did you get a package for me?
office: yes, we got it, and it's a huge package!
me: aaalrighttttttt!
2. our heater is still broken, can you guys fix it soon?
office: wow, the heater is still out? blah blah blah... ok, i'll send someone over to fix it today..
me: ok cool! yeah, they didn't actually fix it the first time. for some reason, the breaker shuts off within 3 minutes after turning it on. weird!
office: oh, i'm sorry! blah blah blah blah blah..
me: great! and since there's someone coming out to fix it anyhow, can you also get them to drop off my package too?
office: yeah, sure, that shouldn't be a problem!
me: ok great! thanks a lot!
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problem: heater is broken
solution: deliver my surround sound!
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yep! it seems that my priorities are off! in reality, i didn't really care about the heater, i just used it as an excuse to get my package delivered to me!
me: 1
office: 0
BUTTTTTT in *REALITY*
office: 23423424
me: 1
i might be freezing tonight, but i'll be freezing in LOUDNESS!! MUAHAHHAHAHA!! ok, maybe not! but nonetheless, i'm going to go home tonight and crank up the volume on everything i use the TV for, even unnecessary things like: infomercials. mw2. left4dead. american idol. whaT whAT wHAT!!!
lmao awesome dude!! you are hilariously evil i luv it haha!!
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